The Deadwood Fat Bottom Betty Gordito hits like a rock ballad in cigar form - 6 inches of Nicaraguan tobacco wrapped in Connecticut Broadleaf Maduro, packing enough sweetness to make your dentist nervous. At 60 ring gauge, this chonky parejo demands attention without being pretentious, perfect for those who like their smokes thiccer than a milkshake. You'll get ten of these bad boys for around a Benjamin, though prices might sway depending on how much your local shop loves you.
The candela cap hits with that signature Deadwood sweetness - think licking chocolate syrup off a leather jacket. Earthy undertones balance the initial sugar rush as the massive ring gauge delivers thick, milkshake-dense smoke. Burn stays sharp despite the girth, though you'll need to rotate this log regularly.
Maduro magic kicks in - damp soil and black coffee notes cut through the sweetness like a bassline. Retrohale brings subtle white pepper spice without throat irritation. Smoke output remains industrial-grade, perfect for fogging up your man cave.
Nicaraguan filler shows its teeth with woodsmoke and charred meat vibes. The sweet tip persists but stops short of cloying. Ends strong without turning ashy, though the nicotine wallop might have you eyeing the couch after 90 minutes.
Rolled in Drew Estate's Nicaraguan facility using local fillers and that signature sweetened cap technique. The Maduro wrapper gets its midnight hue from Connecticut broadleaf cured like your grandpa's leather boots - dark, oily, and slightly dangerous.
