Let's cut straight to this Nicaraguan powerhouse - the H. Upmann The Banker Daytrader Whale stands out with its hefty 60-ring gauge and 6-inch parejo shape. Marketed at $12.77 per stick in boxes of 10, this medium-to-full bodied torpedo features an oily Ecuadorian Sumatra-seed wrapper concealing Nicaraguan binder and Dominican/Nicaraguan filler blend. The dark maduro wrapper practically glistens under light, though that 60-ring might intimidate new smokers.
The initial draws deliver roasted nuts and molasses sweetness with subtle baking spices. Smoke production surprises me - thick plumes despite the tight draw common in 60+ ring gauges. Retrohale shows black pepper zing that lingers longer than expected from a "medium-bodied" rating.
Flavors intensify into espresso grounds and damp earth. The Nicaraguan filler asserts itself with charred oak undertones. Burn line stays razor-sharp - a minor miracle given the fat ring gauge - though I need two purge puffs midway to prevent bitterness.
Dark chocolate bitterness dominates the last 2 inches. Nicotine strength rockets unexpectedly - this ain't your grandfather's H. Upmann. Heavy tar accumulates despite proper storage (65% humidity for 3 weeks). Chop it before the nub unless you're chasing that nicotine buzz.
This General Cigar Dominicana-made stick impressed with its seamless wrapper application. However, two from my box suffered from overpacked heads - keep your cutter sharp. The blue/gold "Daytrader" band feels slightly gimmicky against classic H. Upmann branding.
Dry box for 8 hours before smoking - the thick wrapper needs extra drying time. Pair with mineral water or espresso to cut through the sweetness. Retrohale cautiously after the midpoint unless you want your sinuses cleared.
