Let's cut to the chase: The Serie R Pyramid Natural hits like a nicotine-fueled freight train wrapped in Ecuadorian Sumatra finery. Measuring 6" x 60 with a box-pressed figurado shape, this $237.38/box dominican puncher demands respect before you even clip the cap. The oily wrapper glistens like fresh asphalt - exactly what your humidor's been missing for those "screw Mondays" evenings.
The cold draw tastes like licking a cedar plank. Initial puffs deliver black pepper sharp enough to make your sinuses tingle, backed by espresso grounds bitterness. Smoke output's thicker than a mafia enforcer - perfect for blowing O's that'll survive nuclear winter.
Pepper shifts to baking spices as leather undertones emerge. Watch for occasional burnt caramel sweetness that disappears faster than your last paycheck. The burn line starts resembling a drunken caterpillar if you puff faster than 1/min.
Nicaraguan filler shows its teeth - dark chocolate bitterness amps up while earthy notes turn toward damp forest floor territory. The last inch hits like Mike Tyson's left hook, with enough nicotine to make your vision blur. Cut it early unless you enjoy staring at spinning ceiling fans.
Not for newbies or those afraid of commitment. The Pyramid Natural rewards slow-smoking veterans who enjoy chewing flavors rather than sipping them. Pair with barrel-proof bourbon to match its intensity - weak coffee need not apply. Your yoga instructor would probably hate it. We love it anyway.