Meet the La Flor Dominicana Ligero L707 Natural - a 7"x70 beast nicknamed "The Cannon" for its 1-inch diameter. This box-pressed monster delivers nicotine levels that'll make your barber jealous. Priced at $117.90 for 10 sticks, it's built for seasoned smokers who laugh in the face of "medium-bodied". Comes dressed in oily Ecuadorian Sumatra wrapper hugging Dominican guts.
Cold draw punches with black pepper and earth. Initial light unleashes leather and cayenne pepper that'll clear your sinuses. Watch that perfect burn line crawl slower than DMV queue. Ash holds tight for 2+" like cement pillar.
Dominican tobacco flexes with dark chocolate notes under espresso bitterness. Retrohale brings cinnamon sneeze. Smoke output doubles - perfect for annoying vape bros. Wrapper starts sweating oils like wrestler in sauna.
Enter the danger zone at 60-minute mark. Charred oak and molasses battle nicotine rush. Tongue feels like licking a compost heap (in a good way). Quit at nub unless you enjoy floor-spinning sessions.
This log-shaped beast ain't for patio cocktails. Requires empty stomach and personal defibrillator. Construction's tighter than submarine hatch. If you survive full smoke, welcome to big leagues. Pro tip: Smoke vertical to avoid jaw dislocation.
