Let's talk about the beast in the room - Leaf by Oscar's Maduro Big Johnny. This 8" x 66 giant from Honduras comes packaged in its signature dried tobacco leaf wrapping, setting the stage for what cigar geeks call a "baker's dozen experience in single stick". Priced at $187.20 per box of 16, it's that after-work companion saying "you survived Monday, here's your reward".
First Third: The initial puffs hit with dark chocolate intensity - like 85% cacao bitter-sweetness. Undercurrents of espresso grounds emerge around the 1" burn mark, accompanied by faint almond skin texture that dries the palate.
Middle Third: Smoke transforms into a roasted hazelnut core. Watch for cedar wood notes peeking through at the halfway point, though the 66-ring gauge demands frequent relights if you're smoking faster than 1 puff/minute.
Final Third: Mineral earthiness dominates but never turns harsh. Sweetness resurfaces as caramelized sugar in the last 2", though the nicotine kick (7/10 intensity) suggests this isn't for empty stomach sessions.
Store at 62-65% RH - that maduro wrapper tends to weep oils in higher humidity. Pair with black coffee or bourbon to amplify the sweet undertones. Budget 2+ hours for the full smoke... and maybe a nail clipper for that massive cap.